Ahoy Shipmates!
When we’re sailing around on our ship The Narwhal the nights can be cold and stormy, but when it gets to this time of the year we can all sit together and watch a Christmas movie! 🎄
To stop arguments between my crew I’ve developed a the CCCC, the Captain’s Christmas Classification Code, which is a fool proof way of ranking festive films! Not by how good they are, because that kind of thing isn’t important and this time of the year, but by the Christmas cheer to bring to your crew! ☃️
We’ll start at the bottom and work our way up to the top!
TIER SIX – Christmas, I guess?
These films have nothing to with Christmas, but people claim they are festive films
- The Wizard of Oz
- The Sound of Music
- Frozen (it’s just cold)
TIER FIVE – Christmas Is Mentioned
Christmas is a background fact of the film
- Harry Potter & The Philosopher’s Stone
- Lethal Weapon
- Batman Returns
- Trading Places
- In Bruges
- Meet Me In St Louis
TIER FOUR – Christmas Light
There is a light hint of festive feeling
- It’s A Wonderful Life
- Die Hard
- Ghostbusters 2
- Edward Scissorhands
- Happy Christmas
TIER THREE – Christmas Heavy
A heavy dollop of festive feeling!
- Love Actually
- Home Alone
- Home Alone 2
- The Holiday
TIER TWO – It’s All About Christmas!
A Full Fat Festive Film!
- A Charlie Brown Christmas
- Jingle All The Way
- Bad Santa
- National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
TIER ONE – The Magic of Christmas!
The Real Juicy Christmas Favourites!
- Elf
- The Muppet Christmas Carol
- Nightmare Before Christmas
- A Christmas Story
- Miracle on 34th Street
- The Polar Express
- Arthur Christmas
- The Snowman
- Scrooged
- The Grinch
- How The Grinch Stole Christmas
- Rare Exports
- Santa Clause Conquers The Martians
Are any of your favourites missing? Let us know and we’ll add them on! 🎁
Whatever your Christmas viewing, from everyone here, we wish you a very Merry Christmas!
Captain Dan Tastic & Friends ☠️
